omfg.. this is so funny!
White girl on phone: Well, on the phone he doesn't even sound black. So just introduce him to your parents over the phone...--28th & Broadway
Crazy lady on cell (at the top of her lungs): Yo, douchebag! Where are my fucking children? I want to see my children. You owe my $10,000 in child support. And you know what? They're not even your kids! Ha! Oh, and my phone's dead.
--AirTrain
Dreadlocked lesbian: I can feel in my heart of hearts that you'll be okay, baby. You didn't kill anybody, you paid a guy to kill somebody.
--Lesbian Bar, Park Slope
www.overheardinnewyork.com
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